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Mam giving dad a tutorial on how to use the dishwasher.

Me finding this thoroughly amusing, but being put in my place by my inability to figure out the new microwave (why do they insist on changing things when I'm away?!) and mam informing me of the fact that instruction manuals for the dishwasher, microwave, washing machine, rice cooker, and pretty much every other 'gadget' are to be found in some place close to the relevant devices, for when she's not immediately on hand and I can't simply go "Maaaaaaam".